Step One: Find your local fabric store
I found the closest
Joann's fabric to me, which was up in Gaithersburg - about 45min away, but as it was a beautiful day I hopped into my beloved car and turned on a Nerdist podcast. While on their web site just now I found out that they have a student discount program - would have saved me about $20, so... yeah, I share my wisdom with you. You're welcome.
For the record, I did try to go to local stores (
G Street Fabrics, Rockville), but none of them carried licensed fabrics. However, GSF had an amazing selection and nice prices, so I'll go back there sometime.
Step Two: Locate your fabric
This was the funnest part for me. I've grown up watching my mother sew our clothes for us (we wore smocked-and-collared Laura Ashley fashions well into the mid-90s) and playing in her homemade cotton creations. I always loved going to fabric stores when we visited the USA, and later in life going with my grandmother while I picked out the patterns for her to make me a Sunday jumper. Now as an adult, I can purchase whatever fabric I want, and I don't even need a pattern. Liek whoa. For someone who likes to make things up as they go along, it was a spiritual experience. More on that whole "makes things up as they go along" thing later....
I knew that I'd be making nerd-themed items, so I chose accordingly! I also chose some contrasting fabric, just for kicks. I was thinking about experimenting with pleats, so I wanted something with, for lack of a better word, flair.
Step Three: The hard part
The most difficult thing for me is the planning. I am familiar with basic hem theory, and I consulted the oracles of Pinterest and YouTube for some tutorials... the former was way more informative than the latter. Pinterest reminded me that pleats should not be factored into your waistline. They're basically invisible bits that appear later in the skirt. Plan accordingly.
I measured my waistline, divided it by a pretty number (number of panels I wanted), and cut that many inches of fabric plus six inches for elasticity and 1/2" each panel for a hem (I figured 1/4" hem would be fine). Make it as long as you want. I think I did about 16" since I wanted it to be above the knee. Pin the right sides together and start sewing up the vertical hems until I had them all in one cohesive strip. For pleats I did 2 1/2" wide strips.
Step Four: Betty Drapering
Then came the bit where I ironed out the seams so they looked like the below picture - so they don't get all turny and weird in the fabric. Pretty much I pretended to be Betty Draper (minus the cheating husband, cigarettes, and kids... so basically I whined about how bored I was by domesticity) while I flatted the seams and pinned the hem in place. See below.
Step Five: Sewing stuff!
Below you can see the finished hem. The pleats were a lot of fun to do, lots of folding and pinning things in place with bated breath, hoping that they wouldn't come out while sewing. A few more pics up you'll see the completed pleat, created by creating folding the fabric in on itself from the right and the left while pinning it in place. Once you see it, it makes sense. This is really when I began to see the skirt coming together and looking like a piece of clothing instead of fabric scraps. Kind of like when you put bread in the oven and then smell it baking from the other room... mmm. I should go get some toast.
Step Six: The waistband
I wanted it to be piratey, so I used a solid red fabric, much as a real pirate (see left) might use for a sash. Cut a long strip (again, your waistline + 6" + 1/2"W x your elastic band + 1" for hem and wigglespace) and sew it up the long side. Turn it inside out and insert elastic (this part took the longest, I recommend turning on Firefly or BSG before you start this), then sew the "sash" onto the waistband, making sure not to sew into the elastic itself (therefore the wigglespace).
Step Seven: Clean up
You know you made a mess with fabric scraps, pieces of paper, thread bits, and if you threw anything now's the time to clean that up, too.
Step Eight: Wear it
Woot! Sorry for the bad picture, it was taken late at night (I finished it around 1am, I think). You can see its awesomeness. More awesome skirts in progress.