Ben Gibbard, Leis, and Maracas

Yes, my loyal readers, I am unpacking leis and maracas whilst listening to Ben Gibbard. He is my lifeline at this point of my crumbling sanity.

My job is currently stumped on the problem of how to get the leis out of their plastic packaging most efficiently. I have such an intellectual job. Thank goodness my boss does not discuss politics. . . but we do discuss religion. And by 'discuss' I mean that I explain the difference between the Greek pantheon and a monotheistic God. Fascinating. . . at least I feel like I'm doing something other than signing away my mind to fake Hawaiian decorations.

Well I must get this done. I haven't yet unpacked the maracas.

*snickers and returns to her unpacking*

I have to pee.